CF-BOLIVAR-7419 has sent 45 adverts in the last 24h (expected: ~2 per 48h). Settle down. π
Relax, it's satire. Nobody is actually being shamed here β this is a lighthearted
look at mesh traffic, not a witch hunt. That said, adverts are a real scaling consideration:
we've seen 964 repeaters in the past 72 hours β every single advert gets
rebroadcast by each one, so 1 advert Γ 964 repeaters = 964 packets flooding across the mesh. Our top advertiser alone has sent 45 adverts β that's
45 adverts Γ 964 repeaters = 43380 packets
generated from a single node.
As the network grows, that multiplier only gets worse.
So yes, it's worth paying attention to β but please don't take the "Wall of Shame" literally.
We love every node on the mesh. Lighten up. π»
9.3% collision probability
Estimated chance of any two packets colliding on the mesh in the past 24 hours
Pure ALOHA model Β· P(collision) = 1 β eβ2G Β· Based on observed traffic over the last 24h
13% OF THE TRAFFIC ON THE MESH IS ADVERTS!
Based on payload type breakdown over the last 24h
Data from the last 24h Β· updated 23/10/2026, 17:52:39
β οΈ Sender data may be inaccurate β we can only see 1 byte of the sender's key, so different users could be merged together. Take these numbers with a pinch of salt.
Sender
Messages
Volume
π
SteNMP
60
60 msgs
π₯
π [0x14]
48
48 msgs
π₯
Zbot [0xF3]
47
47 msgs
π¬
MickLS
46
46 msgs
π‘
Hackleton Sensecap [0x81]
43
43 msgs
π£οΈ
GREEN V4c
32
32 msgs
π¬
Michael_mobile [0xD1]
31
31 msgs
π
Nismoπ [0x1B]
30
30 msgs
π¨
Gaz IWπ‘π΄
25
25 msgs
π’
β’οΈWOPR
24
24 msgs
π
Galdere T096 [0x4C]
24
24 msgs
π¬
BASE G0SYR [0xC9]
22
22 msgs
π‘
Ric V4 [0xEC]
21
21 msgs
π£οΈ
Skynet Bot [0xFA]
21
21 msgs
π¬
1-9-DELTA MOBILE f24f3a π¦
21
21 msgs
π
SnT-Bot [0x61]
20
20 msgs
π¨
* D E M Z G R L *
20
20 msgs
π’
Kirby is a fraud, π¦β’
20
20 msgs
π
M9KEL
19
19 msgs
π¬
2BN3-C-Mob
18
18 msgs
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