CF-BOLIVAR-7419 has sent 49 adverts in the last 24h (expected: ~2 per 48h). Settle down. π
Relax, it's satire. Nobody is actually being shamed here β this is a lighthearted
look at mesh traffic, not a witch hunt. That said, adverts are a real scaling consideration:
we've seen 984 repeaters in the past 72 hours β every single advert gets
rebroadcast by each one, so 1 advert Γ 984 repeaters = 984 packets flooding across the mesh. Our top advertiser alone has sent 49 adverts β that's
49 adverts Γ 984 repeaters = 48216 packets
generated from a single node.
As the network grows, that multiplier only gets worse.
So yes, it's worth paying attention to β but please don't take the "Wall of Shame" literally.
We love every node on the mesh. Lighten up. π»
9.6% collision probability
Estimated chance of any two packets colliding on the mesh in the past 24 hours
Pure ALOHA model Β· P(collision) = 1 β eβ2G Β· Based on observed traffic over the last 24h
14% OF THE TRAFFIC ON THE MESH IS ADVERTS!
Based on payload type breakdown over the last 24h
Data from the last 24h Β· updated 23/10/2026, 01:30:31
β οΈ Sender data may be inaccurate β we can only see 1 byte of the sender's key, so different users could be merged together. Take these numbers with a pinch of salt.
Sender
Messages
Volume
π
SteNMP
68
68 msgs
π₯
BASE G0SYR [0xC9]
50
50 msgs
π₯
Zbot [0xF3]
45
45 msgs
π¬
Galdere T096 [0x4C]
36
36 msgs
π‘
GREEN V4c
33
33 msgs
π£οΈ
SnT-Bot [0x61]
30
30 msgs
π¬
π± Munchh L1
29
29 msgs
π
MickLS
27
27 msgs
π¨
Michael_mobile [0xD1]
27
27 msgs
π’
M9KEL
24
24 msgs
π
2BN3-C-Mob
22
22 msgs
π¬
Hackleton Sensecap [0x81]
21
21 msgs
π‘
Gaz IWπ‘π΄
21
21 msgs
π£οΈ
πSW16_ISM
20
20 msgs
π¬
β’οΈWOPR
19
19 msgs
π
π
18
18 msgs
π¨
Nismoπ [0x1B]
17
17 msgs
π’
Skynet Bot [0xFA]
17
17 msgs
π
Kirby is a fraud, π¦β’
14
14 msgs
π¬
Fernwood-01
14
14 msgs
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