CF-BOLIVAR-7419 has sent 39 adverts in the last 24h (expected: ~2 per 48h). Settle down. π
Relax, it's satire. Nobody is actually being shamed here β this is a lighthearted
look at mesh traffic, not a witch hunt. That said, adverts are a real scaling consideration:
we've seen 946 repeaters in the past 72 hours β every single advert gets
rebroadcast by each one, so 1 advert Γ 946 repeaters = 946 packets flooding across the mesh. Our top advertiser alone has sent 39 adverts β that's
39 adverts Γ 946 repeaters = 36894 packets
generated from a single node.
As the network grows, that multiplier only gets worse.
So yes, it's worth paying attention to β but please don't take the "Wall of Shame" literally.
We love every node on the mesh. Lighten up. π»
9.1% collision probability
Estimated chance of any two packets colliding on the mesh in the past 24 hours
Pure ALOHA model Β· P(collision) = 1 β eβ2G Β· Based on observed traffic over the last 24h
13% OF THE TRAFFIC ON THE MESH IS ADVERTS!
Based on payload type breakdown over the last 24h
Data from the last 24h Β· updated 23/10/2026, 23:38:02
β οΈ Sender data may be inaccurate β we can only see 1 byte of the sender's key, so different users could be merged together. Take these numbers with a pinch of salt.
Sender
Messages
Volume
π
SteNMP
55
55 msgs
π₯
π [0x14]
46
46 msgs
π₯
Zbot [0xF3]
43
43 msgs
π¬
Michael_mobile [0xD1]
37
37 msgs
π‘
Hackleton Sensecap [0x81]
34
34 msgs
π£οΈ
MickLS
34
34 msgs
π¬
Nismoπ [0x1B]
29
29 msgs
π
Galdere T096 [0x4C]
26
26 msgs
π¨
GREEN V4c
25
25 msgs
π’
Skynet Bot [0xFA]
25
25 msgs
π
LiBi/Blackpool/0
23
23 msgs
π¬
1-9-DELTA MOBILE f24f3a π¦
22
22 msgs
π‘
Ric V4 [0xEC]
21
21 msgs
π£οΈ
CC [0x50]
20
20 msgs
π¬
BASE G0SYR [0xC9]
19
19 msgs
π
Gaz IWπ‘π΄
18
18 msgs
π¨
SnT-Bot [0x61]
16
16 msgs
π’
β’οΈWOPR
14
14 msgs
π
* D E M Z G R L *
12
12 msgs
π¬
Fernwood-01
12
12 msgs
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