Dear Santa I'm Horny has sent 8 adverts in the last 24h (expected: ~2 per 48h). Settle down. ๐
Relax, it's satire. Nobody is actually being shamed here โ this is a lighthearted
look at mesh traffic, not a witch hunt. That said, adverts are a real scaling consideration:
we've seen 885 repeaters in the past 72 hours โ every single advert gets
rebroadcast by each one, so 1 advert ร 885 repeaters = 885 packets flooding across the mesh. Our top advertiser alone has sent 8 adverts โ that's
8 adverts ร 885 repeaters = 7080 packets
generated from a single node.
As the network grows, that multiplier only gets worse.
So yes, it's worth paying attention to โ but please don't take the "Wall of Shame" literally.
We love every node on the mesh. Lighten up. ๐ป
9.2% collision probability
Estimated chance of any two packets colliding on the mesh in the past 24 hours
Pure ALOHA model ยท P(collision) = 1 โ eโ2G ยท Based on observed traffic over the last 24h
12% OF THE TRAFFIC ON THE MESH IS ADVERTS!
Based on payload type breakdown over the last 24h
Data from the last 24h ยท updated 19/10/2026, 21:30:22
โ ๏ธ Sender data may be inaccurate โ we can only see 1 byte of the sender's key, so different users could be merged together. Take these numbers with a pinch of salt.
Sender
Messages
Volume
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Hackleton Sensecap
59
59 msgs
๐ฅ
SteNMP
48
48 msgs
๐ฅ
๐ฑ Munchh L1
33
33 msgs
๐ฌ
Zbot [0xF3]
30
30 msgs
๐ก
SnT-Bot [0x61]
27
27 msgs
๐ฃ๏ธ
M9KEL
24
24 msgs
๐ฌ
Hackleton Sensecap [0x81]
23
23 msgs
๐
Skynet Bot [0xFA]
21
21 msgs
๐จ
1-9-DELTA 69c92 [0x69]
21
21 msgs
๐ข
Senpai [0xAC]
18
18 msgs
๐
1-9-DELTA MOBILE ๐ฆ
18
18 msgs
๐ฌ
BASE G0SYR [0xC9]
17
17 msgs
๐ก
โข๏ธ Vulcan โข๏ธ
16
16 msgs
๐ฃ๏ธ
2BN3-C-Mob
15
15 msgs
๐ฌ
Dragonfly [0xAA]
14
14 msgs
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Senpai
13
13 msgs
๐จ
Martin ๐ค [0x4B]
12
12 msgs
๐ข
Wellington Bot โฐ๏ธ
11
11 msgs
๐
Kirby=Scum, ๐ฆโข [0xC7]
10
10 msgs
๐ฌ
1-9-DELTA MOBILE f24f3a ๐ฆ
9
9 msgs
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